Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
50 shades of this writer doesn’t know the first thing about BDSM.
my interests range from cute puppies to hard core sex
I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun
People who think America is all the same haven’t been in the Soda vs. Pop vs. Coke War
Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.
((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))
THIS IS FREAKING GREAT
Way too fucking hot for this bad bitch, why did I think it was a good idea to get full fringe again?
I couldn’t decide which one I liked better, so here’s me posing for animal crackers.